Confession: I am rather stressed with Craigslist’s Missed Connections. It is my life objective to discover one devoted to me, and also as a result I examine them on a daily basis — until now, fruitless. After some deep reflection, I’ve determined that the method I live my life is not always for the strange and also attractive mood that has a tendency to trigger a Missed Connection. I’m not truly a “wink and flip my hair” kind; I’m much more of a “trip in front of a large crowd while carrying a carton of eggs” kind. After the dive, a couple of instances of Missed Connections based upon my life that, alas, I will possibly never ever obtain…- Advertisement -
1. Running Shorts + Snowboots at Walgreens – M4W
You: Wearing running shorts, an argyle sweatshirt, and also Sorel snowboots, scenting each and every single antiperspirant Walgreens had in supply as if it were one of the most vital choice you will certainly ever before make in your life.
Me: Intrigued. Coffee at some time?
2. “I’m a mona-gum-ist!” – M4W
We were resting beside each various other at Starbucks when I got hold of a pack of periodontal and also used you an item. You stated, “No thanks, I’m pretty loyal to chewing Trident. In fact, you could say I’m a monaGUMist.” Then you chuckled hysterically at your very own joke, for, like, 5 complete mins. Let’s talk much more.
3. Headbanging at the crossway – M4W
I brought up beside you at a junction and also you were headbanging so voraciously you virtually lost consciousness. At the extremely the very least you drew a muscular tissue in your neck, based upon the method you were recoiling suffering after that. Also was that System of a Down? Do individuals still pay attention to System of a Down? I think you do. Wanna make “chop suey” with each other following time?
4. I’m your next-door neighbor – M4W
You live throughout the method from me, and also appear to have a trouble bearing in mind to shut your blinds. You don’t use trousers extremely frequently, and also for somebody in your mid-twenties I’m amazed with your dedication to developing your somersault. Also that time you placed some lotion cheese on a corn tortilla and also called it lunch? I absolutely saw that. And you’re excellent and also I’m in love with you.
5. Clumsy Lady – M4W
You: Walking down the road lugging a bag of grocery stores. Tripped and also dropped. Unleashed a stream of obscenity. In front of a household of Mennonites.