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50 Amazingly Funny Valentine Day’s Jokes To Send

50 Amazingly Funny Valentine Day’s Jokes To Send

Published on February 2nd, 2021

Valentines playing cards have to be there to have an choice as a present. Everyone loves studying out the particular messages written in it. It will not be essential to have the sure age to learn the message consisting message that seems to a giggle.

Laughter is the perfect medication for everybody. An thrilling Valentine’s Day card consisting Valentine’s Day jokes might be probably the most totally different reward. Who doesn’t just like the jokes? From youthful to elders everyone neglect their sorrows after a joke. One can keep in mind it to the extent of the cheerfulness.

Therefore, one can have the hilarious jokes as a message to put in writing on the Valentines Day card. The checklist has the humorous jokes to put in writing on the cardboard.

They are labeled in response to the age. Send these wonderful humorous Valentine Day’s jokes to make the pricey ones really feel energetic. There isn’t any must have a romance and association of particular date.    

1. “They say that love is blind.” “If that’s true, why is lingerie such a popular Valentine’s Day gift?”

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2. “What did the acrobat do on Valentine’s Day?” “He fell head over heels in love.”


3. “Bees love Valentine’s Day.” “They like to tell each other they’re bee-utiful.”


4. “A toy company has a new toy for Valentine’s Day.” “They call it Valenslime.”


5. “How do snakes show their affection on Valentine’s Day?” “With a hug and a hiss.”


6. “What do bats do on Valentine’s Day?” “They hang around.”


7. “What did the bride of Frankenstein say to her lover?” “Frank you for being my friend.”


8. “What did the painter tell his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?” “I love you with all my art.”


9. “A quote from a Valentine’s Day card to a stamp.” “Stick with me and you’ll go places.”


10. “On a hot day, what does one ice cream scoop say to the other?” “You make me melt.”

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11. “What did the paper clip say to the magnet?” “I find you very attractive.”


12. “Why didn’t the skeleton want to send any Valentine’s Day cards?” “His heart wasn’t in it.”


13. “Why did the sheriff lock up their valentine?” “She stole their heart.”


14. “What do you call two birds in love?” “Tweethearts!”


15. “How can you tell when a squirrel is in love?” “It goes nuts!”


16. “I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture. But when I got home the tables were turned.”


17. “I once fell in love with someone who only knew 4 vowels. They didn’t know I existed.”


18. “What did the calculator say to the pencil?” “You can count on me.”


19. “How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?” “He gave her a ring!”


20. “What did one oar tell the other oar?” “This is so row-mantic!”

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21. “What did the light bulb say to the other light bulb?” “You light my world up.”


22. “How can you get arrested on Valentine’s Day?” “For stealing someone’s heart.”


23. “What did one watermelon say to the other?” “You’re one in a melon!”


24. “What do you call a very small Valentine?” “A valen-tiny.”


25. “What did the ghost say to his valentine?” “You look so BOOtiful.”


26. “If he doesn’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.”


27. “What do farmers give for Valentine’s Day?” “Lots of hogs and kisses.”


28. “What do you call a Valentine’s Day gift that didn’t arrive time?” “Choco-late.”


29. “What did one bee say to the other?” “I love bee-ing with you, honey!”


30. “What did one volcano say to the other?” “I lava you.”

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31. “What did one blueberry say to the other on Valentine’s Day?” “I love you berry much.”


32. “What did the cucumber say to the pickle?” “You mean a great dill to me.”


33. “What did one cat say to the other cat on Valentine’s Day?”


34. “You’re purr-fect for me.”


35. “What did one sheep say to the other on February 14?” “I love ewe.”


36. “How much candy do you hope to get this Valentine’s Day?” “A choco-LOT!”


37. “What did one flame say to another on Valentine’s Day?” “We’re a perfect match.”


38. “How did the phone propose to his GF?” “He gave her a ring.”


39. “How did the whale ask the other whale on a Valentine’s date?” “Whale you be mine?”


40. “What do you call a ghost’s sweetheart?” “A ghoul-friend.”

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41. “Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Olive.” “Olive who?” “Olive you!”


42. “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Peas.” “Peas who?” “Peas be mine!”


43. “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Butch, Jimmy and Joe.” “Butch, Jimmy, and Joe who?” “Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.”


44. “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Disguise.” “Disguise who?” “Disguise is your boy friend!”


45. “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Howard.” “Howard who?” “Howard you like a big kiss?”


46. “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Bea.” “Bea who?” “Bea my Valentine!”


47. “What did one canoe say to another canoe?” “You rock my boat.”


48. “What did one drum say to the other drum on Valentine’s Day?” “My heart beats for you.”


49. “You can count on me said the calculator to the pencil on Valentine’s Day.”


50. “What do you call an affectionate dog on Valentine’s Day?” “A Smooch Pooch.”

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